July132014
7PM

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

(Source: drugcartels, via peoplemagazine)

February112014
lushbrazil:

beautiful world we live in

lushbrazil:

beautiful world we live in

(Source: Flickr / adrianartd, via kendymori11)

6AM
January272014

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via internetcallgirl)

January202014
January142014
January132014
12AM

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via internetcallgirl)

12AM

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

(via peoplemagazine)

12AM

(Source: pandly, via internetcallgirl)

12AM
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.” (via wonderfullybadpickuplines)

(via all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl)

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